This is Guiness.
There are some things that you humans just do all wrong. I have noticed that proper use of the bathroom scale is one of them.
This was the subject of my very first tutorial on Bubblews. And everything was fine and dandy until a website redesign changed how photos are displayed. They didn't just chop my ears off on this one. They chopped my head AND my rear end off, and now I just look like a big black blob in the picture.
This is the way I'm supposed to look:
Am I adorable or what?
Are you a human who has been using the bathroom scale all wrong? If so, read more.