Hello, this is me, Guiness the Cat, wishing everyone a very happy National Cat Day.
Like we really need an excuse to celebrate cats. Seriously? Cats are awesome every day of the year. Just ask us!
National Cat Day on October 29 is not to be confused with International Cat Day on August 8, National Feral Cat Day on October 16, Black Cat Appreciation Day on October 17, National Black Cat Day on October 30 (I really like those two!), and the entire months of February, which is Cat Appreciation Month, and October, which is Black Cat Awareness Month. (I really like that one, too!)
Seriously, you didn't think you could get all your celebrating of cats done in just one day, did you?
We educate. We amuse. We enlighten. We entertain.
We inspire. We supervise. We nag. We empathize.
Okay, so we nag more that we empathize. You can't say humans don't need it.
We lower your blood pressure. We get you out of bed in the morning. We comment on how you're not doing things according to our standards. We keep your lap warm. We are your go-to source for all your cat hair needs. We make life worthwhile.
And then we write about how we make your life worthwhile. Well, sometimes we write about all the goofy things you do, but mostly we like to write about ourselves. We are cats, after all.
So go pet a kitty, grab something to eat, and then take a nap. Seriously, how did you expect to celebrate National Cat Day?
Content (c) 2014 by Guiness the Cat. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved, and all that other stuff humans say.
Photo (c) 2014 by Debbi Craton. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved.